Funny quotes

Well, apparently someone is bugging me to update my blog, because he says it's for my "fans" out there. Ya right..

Anyway, here are some interesting quotes I came across:

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones

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Love your enemies. It'll make them crazy.

(This involves high level of psychology. I don't know if I can do that though =x )

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Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

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Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

(Or they might find more melamine / other weird stuff and ban it XD)

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

(Helpful? So NOT! LOL.)

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Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir

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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

(I think this is for people who have cars, and neighbours who own dogs XD)

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You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

(And I can totally HEAR ros saying this to wj =X )

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I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

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Hope they brightened up your day somewhat! XD